10 Similarities Between Small Kids & Some MALAYSIAN POLITICIANS

Small kids… SOME Malaysian politicians…
1  Don’t follow the rules and get kicked out of the classroom Don’t follow the rules and get kicked out of Parliament
2  Call each other names Call each other names
3  Complain to parents when enemies say unpleasant things about them Sue for defamation when enemies say unpleasant things about them
4  Like fancy stickers on their bikes Like fancy plate numbers on their cars
5  Fight with their siblings Fight with their party members
6  Give empty promises to parents in order to get rewards Give empty promises to voters in order to get votes
7  Buy their friends ice-cream to get them to ‘unfriend’ their enemies Make deals with politicians from the opposite side to make them defect
8  Think they are entitled to special privileges because of their daddy’s influence Enjoy special privileges because of their daddy’s influence
9  Report to the teacher about their enemies’ misbehaviour Expose to the public their enemies’ misbehaviour
10  Try to win a game by hook or by crook Try to win an election by hook or by crook

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